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Granted! enjoy the endless hours of manual labor storyboarding it all every episode. you never have time for anything else

I wish for an end to relationship problems

Granted: no more relationships.

I wish my right foot would stop hurting.

Granted; your left foot is being eaten by bone dwelling termites


I wish I had a friend

Granted! I am your friend and none of our interests match

I Wish i had more friends with matchng interests

Granted, but all of them get run over by a bus at the end of the day.

I wish I was Godzilla.

Granted! But the military kills you for attacking the city!

I wish for my event today to go well

Granted: you get hit by a car and break some bones, but the event goes well without you.

I wish fo rsome water to drink.

I think your thinking of Zilla (Tristar's Godzilla). It has been proven that Godzilla (the original Japanese "King of the Monsters") can't be killed by the military. He's nearly indestructible.

ChangelingGirl: Your wish is granted, but the water is tainted with moose pee and you can't get the taste out of your mouth.

I wish more people would watch movies with me.

Granted, but too many people are watching movies with you. And people are talking so you can't hear the movie.

I wish I owned Wrong Planet.

Granted; you immediately go bankrupt from fighting frivolous lawsuits from whiners



I wish life where lifelike

Granted, but you get overloaded by all the technical working out necessary to keep up the site.

I wish my boyfriend was here.

Granted! But he is then rushed to the hospital from a sudden heart attack

I wish for my photos to presort and title themselves

Granted, they are placed in the wrong location and the titles are in leet.

I wish the World of constant war thread was still alive.

Granted! It is now activated... by me

I wish to snuggle with



mmm what cant be better. large girl. sticky muddy wet PVC...

OK, you get to snuggle with the girl in the blue top. One problem you play in the mud, she lays on top of you and then you drown in the mud. A very dirty way to go !

I wish that my dogs could operate my lawn mower and then they would cut the grass for me each weekend.

Woodpecker, that would kind of be on my list of "Preferred ways to die" so NYAH!

Granted! But the lawn mower is out of gasoline, and they don't know how to go to the gas station to refuel it, and to make things worse gas prices are $7.42 a gallon!

I wish for a cool dream about the girl in the blue PVC tonight!