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13 Jan 2010, 5:40 pm

Because that's the first thing I caught,
down at the petting zoo. How about lamb tomorrow? :chin:

Why are all the fish floating in the aquarium?

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13 Jan 2010, 5:42 pm

I think they are sunbathing. The water felt cold so I put some hot water in out of the kettle.

Why are you looking at me like that?

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13 Jan 2010, 5:50 pm

...Can't ...Look ...Away ...! ...Drawn ...Into ...The ...Light ...! :help:

What did you do to my Ninja bodyguard !?

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13 Jan 2010, 9:05 pm

I asked him to make sushi while we were at the aquarium. ..Shark, anyone?

Why didn't you cut your hair yet?

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13 Jan 2010, 9:09 pm

I already cut my hair.

Why won't you see a movie with me?

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13 Jan 2010, 9:12 pm

The movie theater is too far away.

Why are you posting on WrongPlanet?

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13 Jan 2010, 9:13 pm

Because I have free time.

Why are you asking me questions?

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13 Jan 2010, 9:16 pm

Because I have nothing better to do.

Why aren't you at the dentist?

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14 Jan 2010, 12:42 am

All my teeth fell out and I used them to make a pretty necklace!

What are you painting on the ceiling?

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14 Jan 2010, 1:21 am

Spiderwebs.

Who ate the last slice of pizza! :!: :evil:

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14 Jan 2010, 1:28 am

It was me. I was hungry. Please forgive me.

Why is there a mouldy coffee cup on the mantle?

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14 Jan 2010, 1:34 am

That's one of my performance art pieces.
It's real mould you know! (I take my work seriously!)

Why did you leave the icecream out?
It's melted!

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14 Jan 2010, 8:19 am

It was getting claustrophobic in the freezer.

Why didn't you tidy my room?

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14 Jan 2010, 8:37 am

I was going to but than I heard a loud noise outside.... went to check what happened.... well, still haven't a clue but.... I forgot all about the room tidying due to it.... sorry.

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Why is the snow not yet cleaned off the pavement in front of my front door? I asked you yesterday.

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14 Jan 2010, 11:33 am

The snow and the pavement are fused together; I can't remove the snow without removing the pavement. And I thought you might like your pavement left in place.

What were you trying to insinuate in that offensive letter?

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14 Jan 2010, 12:35 pm

Jenny McCarthy.

Why is there a silverfish in the bathroom sink?

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