Corrupt a Badger

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24 Jul 2013, 4:20 pm

Badger-and-Breakfast:

A hospitality establishment, usually a quaint cottage in the countryside, with a small staff and one starving badger. Customarily, the guest arrives in the evening and, if they are able to subdue the crazed, frothy, slavering beast by morning's first light, both badger and guest are treated to a free breakfast.

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01 Aug 2013, 5:08 pm

Ladger - A book kept for recording badgerial finances. The IBS may occasionally badger you to let them examine it.

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01 Aug 2013, 5:12 pm

Asbadgers ... 'cause not all badgers are the normal type.

:cheers:

(c'mon, someone had to say it :wink: )

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01 Aug 2013, 5:25 pm

Murihiku wrote:

Asbadgers ... 'cause not all badgers are the normal type.

:cheers:

(c'mon, someone had to say it :wink:

)