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Granted, but it'll be a nightmare.

I wish I had a good book to read.

OK you get a good book to read, but it is rather heavy. In error you get Strapples copy of the latest novel it has lots of lead sheet in the covers and spine. When you try to pick it up you drop it and it lands on your toes. You then spend the rest of the day hopping around in pain. Sadly Strapples does not get the nice feeling of P (P = F / A) as he reads his book.

I wish that I had an arm extender so I could get fruit off the top of trees while standing on the ground.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! But it melts in the sun cause you left it out after a day of fruit picking

I wish for a dream about sticky latex tonight!

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Granted. You'll get stuck in a pool of latex forever, and you can never escape.

I wish I own a multimillion-dollar company and never be bankrupt!

Granted; but it is so lonely at the top, you share your powers with that special someone,
after the honeymoon where's off, you kill each other, slowly.



I wish for honesty amongst all.

Granted. But everyone's darkest secrets (most especially yours) will be made public, and everyone can read everyone's minds.

I wish for a private Airbus 380 plane!! !

Granted, but it crashes on its first flight.

I wish I could go swimming now.

Granted, but by the time you arrive at the pool, it's drought season, and the water has been drained and used instead to provide for drinking.

I wish I could travel to America right now and meet some of you here in person.

Well you can go to america, but you can not meet all the WP people as they have all gone on holiday to Denmark.

I wish that I could understand why my NT friends and family like facebook so much.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but they won't understand why you're here at Wrong Planet! LOL

I wish I have the energy to go out today, as only slept for 3 hours since 11pm PhST...

Granted; A new found goal in life, to find your invitation to the Denmark blow-out where everyone is, however by the time you find it, we are on our way home, using our all expenses paid round trip ticket, provided by Feyhera of course.



I wish I could be visible - without fidgeting, stimming and making an ass out of myself

Granted, you are a virus that kills 50% of mankind. That makes you visible and they kill you via vaccines made for said virus.

I wish there would be no serious injuries to drivers who race.

Granted--but your cars will have severe injuries, car maintenance will be so expensive, and there will be no car insurance for racers like you.

I wish I have a bigger room right now.

Granted; you are a braincell inside the surfer dude surfing on a piece of dust cruising around in your room at this very moment