Corrupt A Wish

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@Strapples: I don't know... depends who's in it... but oh, well... never mind...

Anyway, your wish is granted: you'll have your 600-pound lady, who likes latex and snuggling and all. The only catch: she's butt-ugly, smells like rotten fish, has a green complexion, and used to be a male. Oh noes!

So I wish all my wishes come true.

Granted: every wish you have ever asked for is now true, including that time you said "I wish I where never born"

I wish you would make a damn wish!

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Granted; but his wishes will never come true!

But yeah, seriously, DaWalker... make a wish.

I wish I get a job now!

Granted: your job is to make sure I don't forget to make a wish.


I wish this into reality


HEY, they are Both working

Granted: you don't forget your wish because of the other poster's job, but the person who has to fulfill it, forgets to.
I wish I wouldn't be overloaded.

Granted; but for today only. Tomorrow and the day after will be even heavier.

I wish I had $1,000,000,000 right away!

Granted.

However due to a sudden severe economic crisis thus leading to the collapse of all the banks your moneys only use is as toilet paper.

I wish i had a Bagel.

Granted; though the bagel is stale and has molds.

I wish my PSP gets sold on eBay!

Granted; all of your Possible Sex Proposals are a sell out



I wish I knew somebody

Granted; that somebody, however, is a nobody.

I wish I could marry my crush someday.

Granted; As it turns out, Gender reassignment wasn't 100% completed.



I wish I where not so cruel

You become less cruel, but as a side effect you start to worry about the welfare of germs. You can not bear to think of the little one cell things suffereing. You stop using bleach in the house and you let the germs share your food. Then you die of food poisoning. Bye bye !

I wish that I had an arm extender which would not melt due to sun light.

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Granted; it won't melt in the sun, but will melt in the palm of your hand.

I wish I'm a star.

Granted - you are the worlds most famous person - by revealing the fact that Lorena Bobbit has become OCD


I wish everyone happy thoughts