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Granted, but yu don't have the energy to actually carry them out.

I wish I knew what to post.

Granted, but the post will be written backwards.

I wish that servers would never stop working or crash.

Granted, they get hacked all the time.

I wish my computer would play the TV show I missed.

Granted; but the computer function will be limited to playing that TV show; it will never do anything else, and you can't surf the Net with it. Ever.

I wish I could replace my laptop with a new one.

Granted, but it has less processor speed, RAM, hard drive space, and functionality than the old one and crashes constantly.

I wish Firefox would sotp crashing at the same website all the time.

Granted; though it will misspell all of the text in every Web site, just like how you misspelled "stop." Kidding.

I wish everyone loves me.

Everybody loves you and wants to kiss you non stop, as a result you keep catching colds.

I wish that I had a arm extended made of a ceramic which has a melting point of over 1000 oC and also made of stainless steel (SS316 with a Cr layer) which will never rust. It would have self lubicating joints to stop it jamming up. This would then allow me to get fruit off the top of trees.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. You get terrible gum disease instead.

I wish there was something on TV.

granted, but it's a bunch of explosions on full blast that even the most sound proof head phones can't block out.

I wish I could fly. ^_^

Granted, but only on overcast Tuesdays, when the wind is above 15 miles per hour.

I wish I could communicate with animals.

Granted: every animal on the planet talk too you, but humans are impossible to understand and communicate with, as a result, you get diagnosed with AS



I wish people were as simple as animals

You wished that people were as simple as animals, you get it. Now animals are as complex as the most complex humans.

I wish that I had my arm extender again. This time it's shaft would be made out of plastic fibre glass in the same factory which makes grabbers for changing fuses on live 33000 volt power systems. So this grabber would also be suitable for fuse changes on high voltage power lines (I am only interested in using it to get fruit). Also I would have a steel helmet and a light weight titanium version of medieval armour so I can escape the apple death which flutezrule devsed for me.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but for some reason the grabber fails to ground correctly and you are vaporized

I wish for WP to shut down at 9:00 PM CST and reopen at 9:00 AM CST... $!@$ing place keeps me up some nights with all the emails and my OCD thng of havng to have an empty inbox before logging off -_-

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but WP shuts doen at 9:01 AM CST again and doesn't reopen this time.

I wish my foot would stop "sleeping" (is that the word yo use in English, too, when a body part feels numb?).

Yes that is the correct word.

Granted: Your foot now hurts 24/7

I wish I could sleep right now.