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MindWithoutWalls
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15 Jul 2012, 11:11 pm

Um, you didn't wake from a dream about eating a giant marshmallow, only to discover you had feathers in your mouth, did you?

Where is my long lost puppy?


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16 Jul 2012, 9:58 pm

Yensid ate it.

Where's my lunar eclipse?


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17 Jul 2012, 6:20 pm

Somebody mistook it for a flavor of chewing gum and chomped it up!

Where is my glass of freshly squeezed orange juice?


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18 Jul 2012, 9:40 pm

So fresh its still on a tree in Florida USA.

Where is my reason to get up in the morning?


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Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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19 Jul 2012, 5:53 am

It's in your bathroom.

Where is my excuse to skip work today?


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19 Jul 2012, 6:29 pm

The excuse department made a typo on your request and sent you an excuse to skip to work today instead.

Where is my tortilla chip?


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20 Jul 2012, 4:30 am

Crunch. Oops. :oops:

Where is my salad?


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20 Jul 2012, 9:54 am

So THAT'S where my lunch came from!

Where is my friend so I can say sorry?



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20 Jul 2012, 2:27 pm

Taking time to be more ready to hear you when you say it. Don't worry.

Where is my clean pair of socks?


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20 Jul 2012, 5:17 pm

...Not so clean anymore; the neighbor's dog dragged them up here.


Where's my damn 20mm round?? :? I had it an hour ago...



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21 Jul 2012, 4:47 am

It's in your foot.

Where is my suntan lotion?


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21 Jul 2012, 9:55 am

Stolen by someone heading to the beach.

Where is my steak?



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21 Jul 2012, 10:18 am

Eaten by ironically a cow.
Where has my week gone?


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21 Jul 2012, 1:37 pm

Frittered away posting on WP :P.

Where is my Goliath (a chunky but muscular tom cat who went missing a while back)?



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21 Jul 2012, 11:41 pm

Ask the dog next door - the one named David.

Where's my cure for food allergies?


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22 Jul 2012, 11:35 am

In a vault in my secret underground lair.

Where are my tacos?