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MindWithoutWalls
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22 Jul 2012, 2:14 pm

I thought these sandals seemed a bit fragile!

Where's the garden hose, so I can wash off this stuff on my feet?


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22 Jul 2012, 4:06 pm

Its in the same place, but your water supply has been cut off.

Where is my peaceful place?



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22 Jul 2012, 7:17 pm

It's where the mall now stands.

Where's my headphone adapter?



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22 Jul 2012, 7:55 pm

Some guy has it sticking through his earlobe.

Where is the CD with my current favorite song?


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22 Jul 2012, 8:09 pm

Still in the factory. It is delayed for one year.

Where is my red-tape remover.


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23 Jul 2012, 3:59 am

It turned red itself.

Where is my chance to say goodbye?



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25 Jul 2012, 2:23 am

Right here.

Where is my lucky charm?


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25 Jul 2012, 2:40 pm

I'm here! I'm lucky and charming. :P

Where is my rhinoceros?



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25 Jul 2012, 3:12 pm

In court, arguing that he's not preposterous!

Where is my brilliant idea?


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25 Jul 2012, 3:15 pm

I'm taking out patent rights on it!

Where is my lawyer?



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25 Jul 2012, 4:22 pm

Currently in jail for tax evasion.

Where is my feeling of contentment?



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25 Jul 2012, 4:36 pm

It grew malcontent and left.

Where is my thermonuclear warhead? I'm sure I left it under my desk? :scratch:



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25 Jul 2012, 11:26 pm

It's in the Thermos of an unclear skinhead who is hiding from leftists with his compact disk.

Where is my Happy Meal?


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26 Jul 2012, 10:58 pm

Back in the mcdonalds on 3rd street, March 8th 1969.




Where is my future self?



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27 Jul 2012, 1:38 pm

Here, now. It's you almost half a day in the future.

Where is my "Nothing bad has happened to me" message?



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27 Jul 2012, 3:09 pm

In your own post.

Where is my side order of fries?


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