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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for the lack of a head to attach your features to.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for an insufficiency of eyes.
Banned for being eyeist.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Banned for not going to Specsavers for your purple glasses.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for punching someone with glasses instead of using your fist.
Banned for implying I 'use' my fist, when my fist and I have a cordial relationship.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for having an affair with your fist.
Banned for pugilism.
Banned for dressing a pug in Dutch national costume when it was born on the ISS.
Banned for doing a parachute jump while wearing a kilt and terrifying everyone below.
Banned for placing the location of my parachute jump on Facebook.
Banned for making everyone think there was either a full moon or an eclipse of the sun.
Banned for taking Booyakasha driving lessons up The Avenue des Champs-Élysées while mooning out the rear window.
Banned for putting water into your 20 year old single malt Scotch whisky.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Banned for issuing a 15 year old rotten Scotch Whisky.
Ferdinand Veteran
Joined: 27 Feb 2010Age: 31Gender: MalePosts: 4,332Location: America
Banned for being so darn cool.