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CyborgUprising
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02 Aug 2012, 10:51 pm

But the ice cubes aren't shaped like D20s and D8s. I need those for my Dragonborn Crusader...

I guess you're not getting it, since I'm not one for touching. I can put one of my fat cats on your back instead.

Where is my sword (Glamdring)?



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03 Aug 2012, 5:14 am

In the hands of an Orc. You better duck.

Where is my fountain of youth?


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03 Aug 2012, 7:01 am

It slowed to a trickle.

Where is my cloud with the silver lining?



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04 Aug 2012, 9:15 am

In the sky, where it's about to rain jewellery.

Where is my great idea?



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04 Aug 2012, 11:56 pm

You had it, but forgot it.

Where is my pet iguana?


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06 Aug 2012, 6:41 am

He's on a date with an attractive blonde lady iguana.

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Where are my earplugs?



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06 Aug 2012, 9:12 am

Being worn by fans at an einstürzende Neubauten concert.
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Where is my paycheck?



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07 Aug 2012, 5:23 am

Already spent.

Where is my perfect ringtone?


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08 Aug 2012, 7:21 am

How about "What's New, Pussycat?"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw[/youtube]
Where is my warm winter coat?



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08 Aug 2012, 12:47 pm

It was taken into custody by the local constable for forensic evidence purposes... 8O 8O

Where is my exit strategy?



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08 Aug 2012, 6:43 pm

Sorry sir, but you left your exit strategy papers back in your office at the HQ.

Where are my comrades Yuri and Igor?



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09 Aug 2012, 6:34 am

I think that they were shipped to Moscow for questioning.

Where is my autographed copy of The Grapes of Wrath?


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10 Aug 2012, 11:01 am

Ernest Hemingway came back from the dead and took it from you..

Where is my future wife?



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10 Aug 2012, 11:27 am

Somewhere you might not expect her to be.

Where is my passport ?


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10 Aug 2012, 6:30 pm

I stole it to sneak out of the country.
Where are my Tiger's Eye 00g Plugs?



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14 Aug 2012, 4:11 pm

Stuffed into the tub drain to prevent the water from going out during ReneDescartes' bath, while he's busy contemplating his existence.

Where is my question?


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