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Ferdinand Veteran
Joined: 27 Feb 2010Age: 31Gender: MalePosts: 4,332Location: America
Banned for living in the land of Mary.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for eating your dessert before your main course.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for using coarse language.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for coursing seals.
Banned for sealing the course.
banned for clubbing with seals and playing drinking games with manatees.
Banned for not sharing your bottle of 20 year old Scotch.
Banned for drinking shorts in shorts with Martin Short and having a short temper.
Banned for being shorted and in short of short shorts.
banned for being long winded.
Banned for passing lots of wind.
Banned for not passing the parcel and denying a four year old a toy.
Banned for replacing the toy in the parcel with an empty beer bottle.
Banned for losing your bottle during a game of 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare' and trying to find a foxhole to cower in.
Banned for shamefully stealing your neighbour's bottles of milk and replacing them with scotch. Such a waste of quality whisky.
Banned for annoying my neighbours in rehab!