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"Heeey."

Crabs in Finding Nemo.

Marlin: [Holding Nemo's cracked egg in his fin] I promise to never let anything happen to you, Nemo.

?Finding Nemo?

Bert: [singing] Winds in the east, mist coming in. / Like somethin' is brewin' and bout to begin. / Can't put me finger on what lies in store, / But I fear what's to happen all happened before.

?Mary Poppins?

"You're cut, too, shushy!"

Homer Simpson at the end on an episode of The Simpsons.

[Mary Poppins measures herself with her tape measure and reads what it says]

Mary Poppins: As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way."

?Mary Poppins?

"Why must life be so hard?! Why must I fail at every attempt at Masonry?!"

Homer Simpson having a meltdown in The Simpsons.

Sir Cedric Willingham: It's I who should be thanking you. You showed me how to be a king.

Ralph Jones: Me? I was a lousy king.

Sir Cedric Willingham: On the contrary. You are a good and decent man, and you've acted honorably. I shall try to follow your example.

Ralph Jones: Thank you, Ced.

"King Ralph"

?I can't believe I spent my Saturday picking up garbage. I mean, half those bottles weren't even mine.?

Lenny in The SImpsons.

Doralee (Dolly Parton): If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! And don't think I can't do it.

?9 to 5?

"Hello, Bart."

"Eep."

Sideshow Bob and Bart in The Simpsons.

Violet: What are you, a man or a mouse? I mean, a woman or a wouse?

?9 to 5?

Entire Flanders Clan: "Hey-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!?

Homer: "Shut up!"

Flanders Clan: ?Okilly-dokilly!?

Homer and the Flanders Clan in The Simpsons.

Violet (Lily Tomlin): He wants to prosecute.

Doralee (Dolly Parton): Well why wouldn't he? He's got you for poisoning him, and me for roping him, and *YOU* for acting like he was first prize at a turkey shoot!

?9 to 5?

"Listen, I've worked long and hard for this place, and no one's going to take it away from me. Not you! Not its rightful owner! Not anybody!"

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons.

James Hacker: Eccentricity can be a virtue.
Sir Humphrey: If you call it individualism.
Bernard Woolley: That's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it. I have an independent mind, you are an eccentric, he is round the twist.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

Penny: I give up. He's impossible.
Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist. I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.

"The Big Bang Theory"