1 and 2, giggle and snort. 3, awwwww because it looks like my sweet Abigail, who's been gone a long time, and I can't think of a better place for her to be.
From catskind at DeviantArt, one of my absolute favorites:
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"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people," said the man. "You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
-- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!