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MindWithoutWalls
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11 Sep 2012, 7:07 pm

It got used in the spelling of "Harrumph!"

Where is my cattle prod?


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11 Sep 2012, 10:23 pm

Locked and secure at PETA

Where is the people?



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12 Sep 2012, 6:44 am

lost on facebook

were's my towel?


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12 Sep 2012, 9:51 am

were's my towel? Left on the towel rack where you left it last..

Where is my nearest occupational choice?



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12 Sep 2012, 1:39 pm

Sitting precariously atop an occupational hazard.

Where is the key to my truck?


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14 Sep 2012, 7:52 pm

Oh, look. I found my own key, right here, in my pocket.

But where have all the rest of the posters for this thread gone? *crickets chirp*


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14 Sep 2012, 7:54 pm

Right here!

Where is my winning lottery ticket?



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15 Sep 2012, 3:07 am

It blew away, and it's just a coincidence that I now have a winning lottery ticket.

Where is my self control?


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16 Sep 2012, 6:22 am

Possibly taking a little holiday, but I'm sure it will kick in eventually.

Where is my doppelgänger?



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16 Sep 2012, 7:10 pm

I don't know but you're about to get a lot of credit-card bills from London.

Where is my self esteem?


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16 Sep 2012, 7:20 pm

Mounted on a pedestal, coated in gold leaf.

Where is my glittering prize?



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17 Sep 2012, 4:27 am

Do you want it back? It looks so pretty on my shelf.

Where is my quiet evening?


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17 Sep 2012, 5:40 am

It's not quiet, it's unconscious! 8O

Where is my hunger for knowledge?



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17 Sep 2012, 8:27 pm

Gorging on factoids about the Spice Girls. :hic:

Where are my antacids?


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18 Sep 2012, 11:39 am

Where are my antacids? I think they are in the medicine cabinet care to look?


Where is my sense of personal space?



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19 Sep 2012, 9:08 pm

It's on strike, claiming it's been overworked and under-paid. Meanwhile, your sense of smell is working overtime.

Where is the sound my car horn is supposed to make?


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