Where is my..... [Game]

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Where is the sound my car horn is supposed to make? Probably it's not working right and you need to see a mechanic about the disturbance..

Where is the my red wine?

Your red wine is inside your body and now you're

Where is my sister?

Becoming a nun, so she can be called "sister" all the time, by everyone.

Where is the light at the end of the tunnel I'm in?

You think you saw it, but that was just a light on the wall, not at the end.

Where is my prefect badge?

(prefect, not perfect)

Your prefect badge was supposed to be used to indicate having been vaccinated (pre-infect) but accidentally got switched with an infect badge, and now nobody will go near you, for fear of getting sick. Sounds like somebody has earned an imperfect badge. I suggest you lodge a complaint.

Where is my professional massage?

You're getting it right now. You are being massaged by a professional animal massage artist.

Where is my escape from reality?

Probably here on the Internet somewhere, like most other things.

Where is my insectivorous plant?

In the next room, belching and crying out, "Feed me, Seymour!"

Where is my new bar of soap?

Borrowed, so it is now an almost-new bar of soap.

Where is my milk of human kindness?

I think the cat drank it.

Where is my weather report?

Right here: 25% chance of rain. 25% chance of sun. 25% chance of snow. 25% chance of clouds.

Where is my newspaper?

Where is my evening snack?

Where is my evening snack? here---


Where is my tenacity?

It's hidden in the locked room at the back of your head.

Where is my energy?

Bottled and sold as a drink to the public for a profit.

Where is my deodorant?

Where is my deodorant? It's in the bathroom Miss MindWithoutWalls

Where is my sense of hopefulness about the future?