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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for trying to return all your spam emails to sender.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for writing a fake forwarding address on your spam e-mails and stuffing them back in the postbox.
Banned for complaining to the supermarket about all the spam on the tinned meats section.
Banned for serving Spam at a white-tie cocktail party.
Banned for wearing a rooster costume to a cocktail party.
Banned for roosting on the canopy of your bed instead of sleeping on the mattress.
Banned for sticking your head out of the window every morning at 5 am and shouting "Cock-a-doodle-doo" at the top of your voice... your neighbours know it is you.
Banned for walking out of the bathroom every morning holding a warm egg, pretending to have laid it yourself.
Banned for egging me on to do it.
Banned for going around with egg on your face.
Darty Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 9 Jun 2010Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 199Location: London, UK
Banned because this exact same thread is on another forum I'm on... Love it!!
Banned for infidelity to WP
Banned because I registered here yesterday.
Oh, well then, WELCOME to Wrong Planet! (I'd ban you for infidelity to that other forum, but you've shown such good sense in coming here)
Cheers, it's good to be here Also, banned for not banning me
rmgh Veteran
Joined: 14 Dec 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 2,577Location: Scotland
Banned for not registering earlier. Welcomee