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TallyMan
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16 Sep 2008, 10:39 am

We monitored your heart beat and this is the readout. Frankly I'm surprised you have lived this long.


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16 Sep 2008, 3:55 pm

I am the head of all trees!


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17 Sep 2008, 6:26 am

here we see the new CEO of invacare, no need for an office chair, he drives his invacare tdx-sp powerchair

*ceo calls stealth products to get a RUSH order on the new stealth 2QCR headrest*


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17 Sep 2008, 6:55 am

Here is a preview of the forthcoming Windows 7. It uses a touch sensitive screen, but you need to have your arms replaced with metal ones for it to work.


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17 Sep 2008, 11:18 am

I try not to think about birds, but they wont get out of my head!



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17 Sep 2008, 11:54 am

The sea is calm now but otherwise I'll be standing on this board surfing the waves.



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17 Sep 2008, 2:04 pm

Of course you can let me into the restaurant. It's my seeing eye dog.
What do you mean it's not a dog?
What did the blind support center give me then?


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17 Sep 2008, 3:47 pm

i iz the tree of gawd...


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20 Sep 2008, 4:11 pm

My new power chair has GPS as standard!


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20 Sep 2008, 5:25 pm

Yes. Branches, not hair.


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20 Sep 2008, 7:22 pm

No. I don't drink at all. Really. I don't.



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20 Sep 2008, 8:29 pm

If you don't like my eye color, just wait a while and it will change!


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20 Sep 2008, 9:34 pm

'SecSocs? What? Friend Computer does not allow the Illuminati? What is this Friend Computer?!'
ZAP ZAP ZAP.
'Never ask that.'


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20 Sep 2008, 10:49 pm

Wha...What are those things? Snakes? Worms? Viruses?



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20 Sep 2008, 11:26 pm

meow... give me milk... GROWL!! ! LETS GO ROB A BANK!


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21 Sep 2008, 10:30 am

Guess in which hand I have your surprise...