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CosmicRuss
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15 Dec 2012, 10:01 pm

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Where is my musical intelligence qualities?
That Greatest Hits cd isn't being released until Spring 2134.

Where is my bag of flour?


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16 Dec 2012, 12:56 am

I used it to flour bomb my Dad in the shower.

Where is my can of Pepsi?


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16 Dec 2012, 4:29 am

The nutritional advisor threw it out and replaced it with a bottle of carrot juice.

Where are my powers?



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17 Dec 2012, 5:06 am

Tied up in red tape.

Where is my desire?


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17 Dec 2012, 5:21 am

It's gift-wrapped and waiting beneath the Christmas tree.

Where is my grand plan?



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18 Dec 2012, 6:43 am

I didn't have a plan, so I borrowed yours. You can have it back now.

Where is my sixth sense?


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18 Dec 2012, 7:22 am

Is that your sense of humour or your sense of wonder?

Where is my common sense?



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18 Dec 2012, 5:12 pm

Where is my common sense? It's been with you for over 3000yrs now..


Where is my royal tomb?



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19 Dec 2012, 7:20 am

In The Valley of the Kings. You have to share it with a mummy, though.

Where is my fiendish plan to rule the world?


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19 Dec 2012, 12:42 pm

I stole it. I'm going to convince everyone that what they think if wrong and get them to face REALITY!! ! :twisted:

Where is my "I'm sorry" present?



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20 Dec 2012, 1:17 am

I'm sorry, it's not present. :P

Where is my island paradise?



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20 Dec 2012, 5:49 am

It is waiting for you, as soon as you pay for it.

Where is my double meaning?


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20 Dec 2012, 6:40 am

It didn't work out as you entendred. :wink:

Where is my plan of attack?



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20 Dec 2012, 2:37 pm

With the most trusted person close to you as, one would naturally suspect.


Where is my career going?



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21 Dec 2012, 7:05 pm

ProfessorX wrote:
With the most trusted person close to you as, one would naturally suspect.


Where is my career going?


So that's what my buttocks are perched upon... I guess I better foreward that to the hiring individual.

Where is my comb?



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22 Dec 2012, 6:23 am

I am borrowing it to comb my cat.

Where is my truffle oil?


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