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Yensid
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30 Dec 2012, 7:30 am

Waiting to catch you unexpectedly.

Where is my desire to go back to work?


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30 Dec 2012, 11:34 am

The Spirit in the Machine borrowed it.

Where's my nothing?


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30 Dec 2012, 1:17 pm

Went into a Black Hole.

Where's my end of year reward?



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30 Dec 2012, 2:21 pm

Be patient, you don't get that until tomorrow?

Where's my lunch?



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30 Dec 2012, 3:49 pm

An army of mice carried it away.

Where is my gravity gun?


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31 Dec 2012, 2:47 pm

It succumbed to gravity.

Where is my list of New Year resolutions?



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31 Dec 2012, 3:11 pm

Where is my list of New Year resolutions? I think they wound up in the document shredder by accident..

Where is my yearly bonus?



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31 Dec 2012, 3:28 pm

You now get your bonus every four years, in the form of an extra day in February. Your extra days will accrue over the course of the rest of your lifetime.

Where is my ultimate blanket fort, covered and carpeted with ultracuddle blankets and filled with ultracuddle fabric covered pillows?


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01 Jan 2013, 12:53 pm

I took it all and gave it to charity.


Where are my manners?


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01 Jan 2013, 9:23 pm

Under scrutiny by Miss Manners.

Where's my comfy chair with the fluffy cushion?


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02 Jan 2013, 8:15 am

Also given to charity.

Where is my snowstorm?


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02 Jan 2013, 3:58 pm

Where is my snowstorm? In Hawaii, I doubt such is possible unless someone does some very critical alterations to the climate and all..

Where is my volcanoes?



Yensid
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03 Jan 2013, 7:43 am

Hopefully, far away from you.

Where is my resolution?


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04 Jan 2013, 6:26 am

I think you left it behind on New Year's Eve.

Where is my good night's sleep?



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04 Jan 2013, 7:12 am

With your students?

Where's my motivation to do paper chores?



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04 Jan 2013, 7:20 am

In the paper recycling bin?

Where is my French dictionary?