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28 Nov 2008, 5:58 pm

Somebody thirsty here?



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28 Nov 2008, 6:29 pm

A bed so comfy even items like to lie on it.


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29 Nov 2008, 3:44 am

Sweetness.



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29 Nov 2008, 4:01 am

Viciousness.



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29 Nov 2008, 4:13 am

This is what you can achieve with a little imagination and a lot of tin foil.



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29 Nov 2008, 6:37 am

I wanna blue - and a little red too! ;):D



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29 Nov 2008, 7:19 am

Look at my big biceps.


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29 Nov 2008, 1:15 pm

Let's have a swim! :)



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29 Nov 2008, 1:56 pm

I challenge you! A DOOR CLOSER DUEL!!


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29 Nov 2008, 2:14 pm

Erm... I hope my plastic helmet can stand a door closer duel...



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29 Nov 2008, 2:19 pm

*man enters hotel room and sees a closer on bed the calls main desk* "umm i know i asked for a door closer but for the door, not my bed"

response from main desk: we normally dont have people asking for automatic door closer in rooms, so in order to provide the feature, we ask the person who requested it to install it on the door themselves"

man: ok....... time to google like crazy looking for GEZE TS-5000 installation instructions..........


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29 Nov 2008, 2:24 pm

doordoctor wrote:
ok....... time to google like crazy looking for GEZE TS-5000 installation instructions..........


...and here they are! http://www.geze.de/uploads/tx_gezedownl ... screen.pdf


No, you don't need to google like crazy! Just ask doordoctor or Doro for stuff like this...

Topic:... or ask Norton, just another specialist!



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29 Nov 2008, 2:28 pm

be aware when going to the international door hardware convention this year at a hotel, instead of mints, you will find a piece of door hardware, this person found a geze ts-5000 closer on their pillow.

(off topic: hehehehe, i love door closer and door questions, if anyone does have a problem or questions with their closer, feel free to email or im or pm, i dont bite.)


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29 Nov 2008, 2:31 pm

I know what I do!

I don't just press the "any key"!



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29 Nov 2008, 2:40 pm

*man comes home and sees closer* this is weird........ i don't remember seeing a European closer in my bed i wonder were fido the dog is?? fido, fido???

*whistles for fido and closer squeaks.......*

man: thats weird, i whistled and the euro closer responded!! ! am i going crazy???


now i know what happened, i should have never gave the dog that pill that looked like a dog vitamin, ohh no, my dog turned into A DOOR CLOSER!! ! i wonder what the vet has to say about this, more less BELIEVE ME!!


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