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jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,853Location: Australia
Here they are: Where is my lottery win?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Well, until you can prove your identity your lottery winnings have been upheld.. Where is my budgeting committee?
(Whoops, I thought you said "budgerigar committee"! ) Where is my cool breeze?
It's near the ocean... Where is my talent agent?
MindWithoutWalls Veteran
Joined: 25 Oct 2011Age: 58Gender: MalePosts: 1,445Location: In the Workshop, with the Toolbox
Here comes your talon agent now! Where is my back massage?
Here is your back message: Where is my change of clothes?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
This clown costume is yours, isn't it? Where is my traditional massage?
Is that the kind where someone rubs you up the wrong way? Where is my freshly ground black pepper?
I think it's in my soup. Where are my French fries?
Here's one: Where is my dictionary?
It's suppose to be on the family bookshelf.. Where is my passport?
In the hands of an international spy, who is having more fun than you. Where is my license to kill?
They sent you a "License to Annoy" instead. Where is my chocolate muffin?
Canaspie Veteran
Joined: 10 Aug 2012Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 3,228Location: Ontario, Canada
Here, I've got it. No, I don't know why it looks like somebody took a big bite out of it Where is my keyboard?
Here, this Russian keyboard is yours, isn't it? Where is my beanbag chair?
это в вашей спальне где мой английский клавиатуры?