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jennyishere
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22 Jan 2013, 10:19 pm

Here they are:
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Where is my lottery win?



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23 Jan 2013, 2:57 pm

Well, until you can prove your identity your lottery winnings have been upheld..

Where is my budgeting committee?



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24 Jan 2013, 12:56 am

Image (Whoops, I thought you said "budgerigar committee"! :wink: )

Where is my cool breeze?



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24 Jan 2013, 2:53 pm

It's near the ocean...



Where is my talent agent?



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24 Jan 2013, 6:47 pm

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Here comes your talon agent now!

Where is my back massage?


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25 Jan 2013, 1:00 am

Here is your back message:

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Where is my change of clothes?



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25 Jan 2013, 2:03 am

This clown costume is yours, isn't it?

Where is my traditional massage?


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25 Jan 2013, 3:24 am

Is that the kind where someone rubs you up the wrong way? :wink:

Where is my freshly ground black pepper?



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26 Jan 2013, 4:17 am

I think it's in my soup.

Where are my French fries?


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26 Jan 2013, 4:41 am

Here's one:

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Where is my dictionary?



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26 Jan 2013, 11:25 am

It's suppose to be on the family bookshelf..

Where is my passport?



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27 Jan 2013, 4:42 am

In the hands of an international spy, who is having more fun than you.

Where is my license to kill?


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27 Jan 2013, 7:16 am

They sent you a "License to Annoy" instead. :wink:

Where is my chocolate muffin?



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27 Jan 2013, 2:33 pm

Here, I've got it. No, I don't know why it looks like somebody took a big bite out of it

Where is my keyboard?



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28 Jan 2013, 4:03 am

Here, this Russian keyboard is yours, isn't it?

Where is my beanbag chair?


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28 Jan 2013, 9:04 am

это в вашей спальне

где мой английский клавиатуры?