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Yeah, on my DVD, the producers said that Penny was the only character whose last name had not been revealed. I'm bankin'-on their wedding, TOO!!

Zack: Is that the laser? It's bitchin'.
Sheldon: Yes. In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper "Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung", his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'.

Sheldon: Is my hamburger medium-well?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Dill slices not sweet?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Individual relish packets?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Onion rings?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Extra-breading?
Leonard: I asked.
Sheldon: What did they say?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Did you protest?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Vociferously?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Well then what took you so long?

"The Big Bang Theory"

Ned Flanders: "That's one B*tch*n bike."

Todd: "Daddy said a cuss word!"

Ned and Todd in The Simpsons.

Sheldon: Penny.
Penny: Yeah.
Sheldon: Thanks for letting me stay here.
Penny: Oh, you're welcome sweetie.
Sheldon: Okay, I'm sleepy now, get out.

"The Big Bang Theory"

Homer: Everybody in the USA,
Hates their stupid neighbor,
He's Flanders and he's really, really lame
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
His views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.

Lenny, Carl, and Homer: F-L-A-N-R-D-S,
Homer: He's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames.

Lenny and Carl: F-L-A,
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny and Carl: E-R-S,
Homer: That's a stupid name!
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No.

Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and worships nightly,
His Leftorium, is an emporium, of woe!

Lenny and Carl: F-L-A,
Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
Lenny and Carl: D-E-R,
Homer: His wife is dead!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!

Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
Filling clubs with angry Valentinos,
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
Homer and Byrne: He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
If you despise polite left-handers,
Homer and Byrne and Flanders: Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
Todd: That's us!
Rod: Hooray!

Audience: F-L-A,
Apu: His name is Ned,
Audience: E-R-S,
Apu: He is so white bread,
Choir: A smiling moustache geek who walks with God!

"She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other."

Robin Williams in "Good Will Hunting"

"Oi! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck!"

Genie in Aladdin.

RIP Robin Williams.

[as a female tour guide]

Genie: Thank you for choosing "Magic Carpet" for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye, now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.

?Aladdin?

Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick, wish for something outrageous. Say, "I I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that.

Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.

Genie: No way!

[laughs]

Genie: Oh, does that feel good!

?Aladdin?

Genie: [normally] Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody.

[cuts his head off]

Genie: So don't ask. Uh, rule #2!

[fixes his head]

Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.

Genie: [turns into a pair of lips and kisses Aladdin]

Genie: You little punim there. Rule #3!

[turns into a slimy Genie, and imitating Peter Lorre]

Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!

Genie: [he returns to normal]

Genie: Other than that, you got it!

?Aladdin?

Genie: Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.

?Aladdin?

Genie: [as tailor] First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let's work with me here.

[after taking measurements, turns Aladdin's rags into fine clothes]

Genie: Ooh, I like it! Muy macho!

?Aladdin?

"You know, Al, I getting really- I. . . don't think you're him. Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark, and sinister ugly man."

Genie in Aladdin.

You?re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn?t lose it.
Robin Williams

"No substitutions, exchanges or refunds."

Genie in Aladdin.

We don?t read and write poetry because it?s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering ? these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love ? these are what we stay alive for.

Robin Williams