Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you get beaten up at the bar you're socializing in.

I wish I could go to an anime convention.

That's definitely going to happen but they suddenly postponded it for another year

I wish to be on holiday again

Granted but it snowed 11 feet and you spent the entire holiday working to get out of your place.

I wish the holidays have passed.

Granted. They passed last year.

I wish I could build a toll booth on the "Information Super-Highway" and collect $0.02 for every IP packet sent.

Granted but there is a $ 2.00 fee for every transaction, now you are not only broke but homeless too.

I wish I could get rid of the one person who annoys me.

That be granted but he would end up finding other ways of getting through to you.

I wish for a first real kiss

Granted but it was from a monkey.

I wish to go back to sleep.

Granted, by the time you go to sleep, you got to wake up again.

I wish to have a good old laugh

Granted but now you can't stop laughing, you went to work for laughing at your boss, you got FIRED.

Granted. Your evil wish is granted. You are now making evil cupcakes.

I wish I could be an evil overlord.

Granted but you were smitten by a good doer and now you dance in a white leotard to the Nutcracker.

I wish it was Friday!

Granted but you'll find that you might be busy on Friday.

I wish I could just scream

Granted, now whenever you open your mouth, you scream so loud that you shatter glass, your boss does not like it so you're FIRED!

I wish I could be debt free.

Granted, that is easily done for you but then now you have to pay the biggest phone bills for calling debt direct (in the uk).

I wish i get rid of my coughs

Granted, but now instead of coughing, you puke.

I wish I can stop playing this game.

Granted. Now you keep posting to the "Last person to post wins" thread instead.

I wish Windows Update never requires me to reboot after installing new updates.