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Granted, but your computer breaks down.

I wish to look like Ray Davies.

Granted. But your windows will end up running very unstable and microsoft wouldn't do such a thing.

I wish for a apple imac.

Granted but you get an apple tree, instead.

I want a lemon tree for Christmas.

Granted but now you got lemonade instead and it's flowing everywhere.

I wish Thanksgiving was over.

Granted, but then its gonna come back again next year.

I wish for peace

Granted but more countries begin to go to war because it is too peaceful.

I wish Thanksgiving was over.

Granted. But yet you got another year of it

I wish for muscles

Granted but now skinny little people kick sand into your face all the time.

I wish for thanksgiving to be over.

Granted. But it will take forever for it to end

I wish I could experiment being a NT for one day.

Granted. You turn into Windows NT 4.0, but then you get a blue screen of death.

I wish mens underwear didn't have those stupid holes in the front! What kind of idiot invented those anyways?

Granted; the holes are now at the back.

I wish I can escape from my current company ASAP.

Granted but then you won't earn money anymore or might not earn as much or become bankcrupt.

I wish everything is back to normal

Granted. It is snowing in the north as it should, all users are still using IE, losing a computer to a virus once a year is the norm, and North Korea is now known as Waffles. Oops. Turns out the space time continum was messed up somehow by Murphy's Law.

I wish the United States of America was renamed to Tetris.

Granted but we be stick in the world of tetris and it would become boring after a couple of real life games.

I wish it was summer again

Granted, but the people down south don't like it snowing since it would be winter in the southern hemisphere. Thus a riot forms asking for you to change it back.

I wish that Pac-Man really existed in real life.

Granted, but he will raid fruit stands and eat unfortunate by-standers.

I wish to be far-sighted.