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12 Dec 2009, 3:02 pm

GRANTED! It is in Antartica.

I wish I was not bored.


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12 Dec 2009, 3:04 pm

Granted, but now all you do is work, which you hate.

I wish the season would change.



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12 Dec 2009, 3:57 pm

Granted. But you know that it would come back again :lol:

I wish that it was christmas already...


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12 Dec 2009, 8:30 pm

Granted, but the elves do not like working hard due to time acceleration, so they hang you on top of a giant candy cane.

I wish that I had a whole ship yard's volume of money.



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12 Dec 2009, 11:04 pm

granted... but due to this wish being granted the market is flooded with money that is tied to no commodity - the money loses it's value and economies are damaged.

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i wish i was fluent in japanese and that i could live in tokyo.


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13 Dec 2009, 8:17 am

Granted, but now they all speak Chinese, and you do not.

I wish I didn't have to go out later.



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13 Dec 2009, 9:22 am

granted... but then its going to be another time where you have to go out again :lol:

I wish for today to end quickly, :lol:


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13 Dec 2009, 5:51 pm

granted... but time is difficult to slow once it has been sped up and before you can hit the brakes it is next year. 8O lol

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i wish i had a stable of classic and modern supercars.


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15 Dec 2009, 11:39 am

Granted.... Everyone is going to be riding in their new up to date flashy cars that makes your cars seem out of date... :lol:

I wish I had the up to date gadgets now, lol


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15 Dec 2009, 12:48 pm

Wish granted, but they contain a chemical that will kill you instantly.

I wish I had my own car.



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15 Dec 2009, 4:18 pm

Granted, you are given a car for free by a group of young men who then laugh and run away. A few days later you are stopped by police and arrested... the car was used as a the get away vehicle in a bank raid and you are the prime suspect.

I wish I had a private helicopter and enough money to afford to fly it.


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15 Dec 2009, 4:33 pm

Granted, but you get hit by anti-aircraft missiles and the heliopter touches down into the ocean.

I wish I don't need sleep.



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15 Dec 2009, 4:49 pm

Granted but in exchange you live with permament hallucinations from sleep deprivation.

I wish I had some normal chocolate, no poison, does not taste bad, and is easily accessible.


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15 Dec 2009, 4:52 pm

Granted, here is some for you at a special price of $1000 per bar. Enjoy.

I wish I had £1M in the bank.


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15 Dec 2009, 4:55 pm

Granted but you get arrested for tax evasion and fraud.

I wish for the winning Powerball numbers for the $10m draw this Thursday


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15 Dec 2009, 5:01 pm

Granted, I'll mail you the numbers in the post, but being close to Christmas you may not get them until Friday.

I wish the postal service was more efficient.


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