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[leaving to travel the world]

Genie: I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am; I'm free hee!

?Aladdin?

Genie: Do you mind if I kiss the monkey?

[kisses Abu's head then coughs up small ball of fur]

Genie: Oh! Hairball.

?Aladdin?

"Not at all. Theodore Roosevelt. 26th president of these United States of America, at your service.

Robin Williams in Night at the Museum.

Stu: [asking the family if they'd like to go in the pool] How about you, Mrs. Doubtfire?

Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, you wicked, wicked man! Isn't there enough flesh here to feast your eyes on?

Stu: Oh, come now, Mrs. Doubtfire, don't be bashful.

Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, no, dear. I think they've outlawed whaling.

?Mrs. Doubtfire?

I've place a number of Robin Williams movies on my list of movies to rent from the library. Now's the time to finally see them for the first time. Of course, I'm not the only one, so I'll have to wait a while.

"Come aboard, boy. Take the hand, son."

Robin Williams in Night at the Museum.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I'd like to see "Good Will Hunting", and "Dead Poets Society" (I think I've seen it, but not for awhile). Don't get "Man of the Year"----it's HORRIBLE!!

[after seeing "Mrs. Doubtfire" peeing while standing up]

Chris: Lydia! We gotta call the cops! We gotta dial 911 now!

Lydie: Why?

Chris: [stammering] Mrs. Doubtfire! He's a she! She's a he! He's a she-she.

Lydie: What?

Chris: He's half-man, half-woman.

Lydie: [screams] WHAT?

?Mrs. Doubtfire?

"Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. You just have to get your mind off the incessant waiting."

Genie as Mrs. Doubtfire in Aladdin and the King of Thieves.

Genie: [on Carpet] In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet!

[zapping Carpet out from the cave]

Genie: We're out of here!

?Aladdin?

"That's right! He can be taught!"

Genie in Aladdin.

John Keating: Why do I stand up on this desk?
I stand up on my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way. You see, the world looks very different from up here. Don't believe me? Come see for yourselves.

Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society

"There's an unmanned train out of Fuller on the northbound track. Over."

Dispatcher in Unstoppable.

[last lines]

Genie: Made you look.

?Aladdin?

"I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug."

Genie in Aladdin.

Genie: I can't help you. I work for Senor Psychopath now!

?Aladdin?

"Wake up. Time to die."

Leon in Blade Runner

Genie: [Wipes away a tear from his eyes]

Genie: Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you're a prince again.

Aladdin: But Genie, what about your freedom?

Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.

?Aladdin?