23 Dec 2009, 9:44 pm
Granted. But then 2010 will not last forever and it would seem like its 2011 in less than 2 days.... 
I wish I could have another chocolate bar right now?
23 Dec 2009, 10:05 pm
done, but then the chocolate bars would not last for long and it would seem as though all the chocolate bars in the world were gone forever..
I wish I could memorise the entire bible (like spencer on criminal minds).
perhaps I could 
23 Dec 2009, 11:15 pm
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24 Dec 2009, 3:11 am
granted, but due to a hardware fault your new webcam is really still on when it is switched off... and without your knowledge it provides a live feed to times sqaure nyc, shibuya crossing tokyo, and piccadily circus london... 
lol
i wish i had more garage space and on obscenely fat bank account. this is so that i could fill said garage with what i would consider to be motoring masterpieces.
24 Dec 2009, 5:04 am
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24 Dec 2009, 5:44 am
granted but due to a shortage of available candidates via your local agency and a lack of your own time you have no option but to employ based on their screening...
you inadvertently sign a contract for employment for the illegitimate offspring (now grown) of Gary Busey and Courtney Love... needless to say the novelty of origin soon fades and you find yourself working crazy hours to recover your new employees oversights (critical mistakes) and not sleeping a wink due to your kitchen being turned into an abstract exhibition of chemically inspired improvisation grunge... that may stop being fun after a week or so... 
i wish i was better skilled in the culinary arts.
24 Dec 2009, 5:52 am
24 Dec 2009, 5:53 am
Done.
You are now an expert in raw food, slow food, macrobiotics: carrots.
Glad you replied. I was about to take my last post back, as I feared it was too harsh. If someone said that to me about my interests I would crucify them. Or suggest they employ stoned chaotic workers
24 Dec 2009, 6:03 am
24 Dec 2009, 6:11 am
Glad you replied. I was about to take my last post back, as I feared it was too harsh. If someone said that to me about my interests I would crucify them. Or suggest they employ stoned chaotic workers
it's cool I'm used to jokes like that and don't worry, I'm not offended
and plus it was bedtime for me at the time, lol.
Granted. You decided to walk in the streets one day and back with your house destroyed by the monster truck you bought on eBay for 99p
turned out it was also a mini toy monster truck
I wish I could have the chance to do stand up comedy?
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24 Dec 2009, 6:11 am
*edit... i see that superboyian and i have posted at the same time lol, oops. nevermind 
. please scroll down
I wish that a great big timber deck would magically appear across the rear of my residence, so that I may encase it in mosquite netting and dine eloquently with sofas for convenience.
that does sound quite lovely, and i hate to do this....
granted, but due to ever changing council and zoning laws your neighbours sell their property and it is replaced with a water treatment plant
(sorry, lol)
*****
You are now an expert in raw food, slow food, macrobiotics: carrots.
Glad you replied. I was about to take my last post back, as I feared it was too harsh. If someone said that to me about my interests I would crucify them. Or suggest they employ stoned chaotic workers
it's OK, no harm done
this is a supposed to be fun. hehe... ... and you are probably not far off the mark RE my innate clumsiness... clumsiness is a lifelong source of amusement for me and all around me
lol . me driving at my theoretical capacity but beyond my actual ability would be lol*****
granted, but due to massive unhappiness as a result of the worsening global financial crisis there is a revolution and your island home of England becomes a communist fortress where stand up comedy is illegal... and is punished by being exposed to 24 hour viewing of barney and friends...
lol
*****
i wish i was able to time travel on demand back to Edo era Japan.
24 Dec 2009, 6:45 am
mysassyself wrote:
Done.
Glad you replied. I was about to take my last post back, as I feared it was too harsh. If someone said that to me about my interests I would crucify them. Or suggest they employ stoned chaotic workers
it's cool I'm used to jokes like that and don't worry, I'm not offended and plus it was bedtime for me at the time, lol.
Granted. You decided to walk in the streets one day and back with your house destroyed by the monster truck you bought on eBay for 99p turned out it was also a mini toy monster truck
I wish I could have the chance to do stand up comedy?
I wish that a great big timber deck would magically appear across the rear of my residence, so that I may encase it in mosquite netting and dine eloquently with sofas for convenience.
that does sound quite lovely, and i hate to do this....
granted, but due to ever changing council and zoning laws your neighbours sell their property and it is replaced with a water treatment plant
(sorry, lol)
*****
You are now an expert in raw food, slow food, macrobiotics: carrots.
Glad you replied. I was about to take my last post back, as I feared it was too harsh. If someone said that to me about my interests I would crucify them. Or suggest they employ stoned chaotic workers
it's OK, no harm done
this is a supposed to be fun. hehe... ... and you are probably not far off the mark RE my innate clumsiness... clumsiness is a lifelong source of amusement for me and all around me
lol . me driving at my theoretical capacity but beyond my actual ability would be lol*****
granted, but due to massive unhappiness as a result of the worsening global financial crisis there is a revolution and your island home of England becomes a communist fortress where stand up comedy is illegal... and is punished by being exposed to 24 hour viewing of barney and friends...
lol~
i wish i was able to time travel on demand back to Edo era Japan.
O Oh.
this game cracks me up. now you both know why I love this forum. 'cos I can only get away with this kind of 'articulation' anonymously.
I don't know what Edo is.
but when your wish is granted you get chased by Edo era sumo through the interdimensional portals. Later you make a video of it and sell it as a futuristic new wave extreme sports show - you then use your fortune to buy numerous vehicles, but that's another story...
I wish that every single item of linen I own was colour co-ordinated
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24 Dec 2009, 6:47 am
The linen is slightly different shades!
I wish I could see Sportacus!
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24 Dec 2009, 6:56 am
ERROR 404: Sparticus has figured out a way to take over the internet to take over and corrupt your wish 
I wish I was in a video game
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24 Dec 2009, 6:59 am
granted, but you are forever controlled by n00bs and angry (hateful) kids online on xbox live
i wish i could leap small to moderate buildings in a single bound. hehe
24 Dec 2009, 10:13 am
fine you can leap buildings in a single bound, the only problem is the impact with the ground as you land kills you in great pain.
I wish I could levitate
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