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Granted, and now, 3 days after Christmas your backyard has metres of melting mould.

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I wish for a perpetual motion machine

Granted; you move perpetually, and have no rest. Ouch!

I wish my company would extend my rest days to five days and make my workdays just two days, but receive the same pay.

Oh yes that would be granted.... but then you would be so dead bored that you would practically feel blank after a while.... (personal experience).

I wish college is closed tomorrow?

Granted; you will be forced to study at home, and teachers will go door-to-door.

I wish I would not be required to go to a doctor tomorrow--if at all I must, the company answer my medical bills.

Granted... But once you get sick, the doctor wouldn't be there to help which gives each doctor a chance to be lazy having breaks at mcdonalds while we be suffering

I wish the snow could just finally stop?

Granted; the cold temperature, however, won't.

I wish my company would pay all of my expenses and bills, and still receive pay.

Granted, your company pays all of your expenses and bills and you get paid as well. Just sign your new contract agreeing to give them your soul and to work 24/7 and donate five litres of blood every day.

I wish I could speak fluent French.

Granted; you lose your ability to speak English, though.

I wish I could do teleportation and mingle with everyone in WP in person.

Granted, but rather like the film "the fly" your teleportation and mingling with another WP person means you really do mingle with them. It seems you are now a mutant half yourself and half TimTex! Oh the horror!

I wish I had some more recent films on DVD to watch.

Granted.... DVD's are going to soon die out and moving on to blu ray but you always have your eyes closed, how on earth would you see them?

I wish that it doesn't get so dark quick?

Oh noes! No more Tim_Tex and theimperiousdork if it would be the case. Hahaha!! !

Anyway, your wish is granted; you get shifted to the equator--equal hours of day and night, but with the heat of the Sahara.

I wish I could have something to eat right now.

Granted, your finger nails look rather appetising.

I wish for lots of gravy on my _____________ dinner.

Granted. You have lots of gravy on your Dinner Plate dinner.

I wish I had an indoor outdoors area in my home.

Granted... Now when its snowy, its going to be snowy indoors and nice outdoors.... you wouldn't be pleased and all you would sleep is in pure snow

I wish my girlfriend could come online, I want to talk to her ASAP

Somehow I don't think you mean that how I read it... I've got a dirty mind. Sorry.

I wish I didn't have a dirty mind.

Granted! Your mind is even dirtier...

I wish I did not have a compulsion to withdraw money
from my bank account on a weekly basis...