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DeepHour
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11 Sep 2014, 4:52 pm

It's walked out in protest against being used in this way. It's considering declaring independence.

Where's my hot water?



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11 Sep 2014, 5:21 pm

In a superheated Samovar.

Woman, where is my Super Suit??



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11 Sep 2014, 6:51 pm

I, uh, put it away.

*BOOM*


where am I?


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11 Sep 2014, 8:10 pm

You're in WP Wonderland, with the rest of us! :D

Where's my sense of occasion?



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12 Sep 2014, 10:56 am

I placed it under the occasional table with your slippers.

Where is my watering can?


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12 Sep 2014, 11:26 am

It's on your head, watering your hair.

Where are my slippers?



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12 Sep 2014, 1:18 pm

They've slipped away into the darkness.

Where is my roofer?



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12 Sep 2014, 3:52 pm

He expects you to do it yourself.

Where is my vibrating foot massager?


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13 Sep 2014, 1:28 am

my dad is using it. he has athlete's foot.


where in the world is carmen sandiego?


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13 Sep 2014, 7:55 am

In the dictionary, under "S"

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13 Sep 2014, 8:24 am

Dismantled. We've no space for it.

Where are my Chicken Dippers?



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13 Sep 2014, 8:57 am

Sorry, it was chickenlicious!

Where is my centrifuge?



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13 Sep 2014, 9:09 am

It is all over the laboratory, owing to rotor failure.

Where is my clipboard?



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13 Sep 2014, 9:18 am

Sorry, I ate that too.

Where is my napkin now?



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13 Sep 2014, 9:31 am

It's been taken into protective custody to prevent you from eating it as well.

Where is my sense of proportion (non-edible)?



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13 Sep 2014, 9:52 am

DeepHour wrote:
It's been taken into protective custody to prevent you from eating it as well.


Hey, I only eat those of cotton! No need to be so domineering. :P

DeepHour wrote:
Where is my sense of proportion (non-edible)?


Your sense of proportion was terribly malnourished so I had to send it to a clinic.