What did you just say about me, you little heretic? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Ave Maria University, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cardinal Kasper's house, and I have over 300 confirmed excommunications. I am trained in exegesis and I’m the top theologian on /r/Catholicism. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will extirpanda you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with promoting modernism and indifferentism to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of theologians across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hope of eternal life. You’re extra ecclesiam, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can refute you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my citation of the Scholastics and Fathers. Not only am I extensively trained in theology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable self off the face of the continent, you little heretic. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you anathematised idiot. I will pour fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re extra ecclesiam, kiddo.
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הייתי צוללת עכשיו למים
הכי, הכי עמוקים
לא לשמוע כלום
לא לדעת כלום
וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.