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Booyakasha
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13 Sep 2014, 10:27 am

And of course, where is my mind gone?



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13 Sep 2014, 10:40 am

Clearly it's gone "Off the Wall"!

Where is my sang froid?



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13 Sep 2014, 10:57 am

Your sang froid is boiling in the stew together with aplomb, poise, and coolness.

Where is my Occam's razor?



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13 Sep 2014, 11:34 am

It's in the laboratory, trying to work out the simplest explanation for the rotor failure.

Where is my day off?



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13 Sep 2014, 11:39 am

Your sister hid it in the drawer, so it's hiding among the knickers.

Where is my cutlery?



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13 Sep 2014, 12:07 pm

It's starring in a photoshoot for Kitchen Utensils Magazine. Back on Monday.

Where is my diastolic blood pressure?



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13 Sep 2014, 12:14 pm

It currently migrated to your toenails and is having a party down there.

Where is my nose?



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13 Sep 2014, 12:20 pm

It's having a look round next door, being nosy.

Where is my routine?



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13 Sep 2014, 12:23 pm

Got lost somewhere on the way - you'll have to send the dogs to trace it.

Where is my eyeball?



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13 Sep 2014, 12:41 pm

In your head.

Where is my nostril?


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13 Sep 2014, 12:47 pm

In your belly breathing deeply.

Where is my knee?



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13 Sep 2014, 12:48 pm

By your feet

Where is my fingernail?


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13 Sep 2014, 12:53 pm

Some bird planted it on your head instead of hair.

Where is my tail?



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13 Sep 2014, 3:36 pm

Cut off at birth, sadly. And who knows what they did with it. probably in cryogenic storage.

Dude, Where's My Car?


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13 Sep 2014, 8:59 pm

Carn't you see? It's here or hereabouts!

Where's my incentive?



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13 Sep 2014, 9:05 pm

i took it, to do everything i couldn't be bothered to do otherwise.
you can have it back tuesday.

where did my two movie tickets from june 2012 go?


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