Great news everybody! (well, for me, possibly not for you...)
I made a new lock for this thread, which, like the last one, is the word "locked" in large gold letters. I'm about to lock this thread with it (remember, just because you're still able to post here does not mean the thread isn't locked), and until it is unlocked, I am the winner and all future wins are invalid, non-existent, null, void and whatnot.
Remember: Only I can unlock the thread, and to do that I must type the word "unlocked" in large, gold letters. I will do that when I choose.
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