Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but now mp3s won't work on it.

I wish I could cheat on any test without getting caught.

Granted, although all test-givers stop using the tests for anything other than just to give a pointless test. You still fail pre-calc.

I wish someone would give me an idea for my wish.

Granted, but you cheated on your driving test and take to the roads without being able to drive... Your car plows through a kindergarten, a church picnic and a shelter for homeless puppies... Before finally hitting a power relay station and exploding.

I wish I was indestructible.

Damn, too slow.

Um, Granted... You wish your head would explode... Granted.

Wish I was indestructible.

Granted, as pieces from my head splatter on your face, triggering a psychotic break, sending you running and screaming into traffic on I-35 during rush hour, where you are promptly splattered by an on-coming freightliner that has faulty airbrakes. Now for the bad part. You're indestructable, so you don't die. You also can't heal.

I wish for my head back.

Granted... Back to front and inside out.

I wish my wishes were uncorruptable!

*dies, and wakes up in his clone* Whoa, that sucked...

I'd grant your wish, but such a wish isn't possible.
MUAHAHAHAH!! !!

I wish !

Granted but seeing as how you didn't specify a wish you are shot off into space never to be seen again.

Edit: I wish I had a nice lasagna right now. My earlier wish came true.

Granted, but you don't wanna know what the lasagne is made of. I wish that there were ambient music in the real world, like there is in the movies.

Granted. You are stuck in any random mall, forever.

I wish there were more quarters in my harley fund jar.

Granted but there are too many so the jar explodes.

I wish someone would teach me how to psych out my friend, since said friend is doing it as I type this sentence.

Granted, but you end up freaking them out.

I wish that I had +20% speed attribute IRL.

Wohoo!! ! Harley dealership, here I come!


Granted, although this leads to a speeding ticket in excess of 30 mph over the posted limit, and you end up with your vehicle impounded, license revoked, and spend several weeks in jail.

I wish I had the jar back.

You get the jar back, but the Wish Fairy has placed an Unbreakable Charm on it, and you can't get it open.

I wish I could be reincarnated as a cat.

Wish granted, but you don't make it past birth.


I wish i had fiiish

Granted, but your stomach is an aquairum.

I wish I had a condo in Charleston.