Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you need to wait 10+ hours due to distance from Singapore to London.

I wish I can just watch your videos throughout my life!

Granted.... but you would have to wait for a while until new ones are released...

I wish I could invent something?

Granted. But you will need to apply for a patent first.

I wish I could smile more!

Granted.... Now you can smile but whenever you feel down, they couldn't tell because your smile is literally stuck like that

I wish I was back at school again

Granted, but the holidays have to end first...

I wish I can have 24 hours a day forever!

Granted.... But then when you would want to go sleep, you can't because you have this solar panel built inside you

I wish I could speed up my internet right now?

Granted. Just wait for non-peak periods like 3am to get even faster speed...

I wish I can frown at you all the time!

Granted.... maybe the more times you frown, the less audience you would get

I wish I could teleport?

Granted. With determination, you can even have me in front of your eyes!

I wish I can breathe like a fish.

Granted... But then you would have to live underwater and won't be able to survive on land or get taken by TallyMan

I wish that I still remain the same age

you can stay the same age for ever, simple you sign up for an experiment where we freeze you in liquid nitrogen. Time will stand stilll for you. The only problem is that we have not worked out a way to defrost you.

I wish had X-ray vision

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, however, you can now only see a ghostly outline of things that x-rays pass through easily, like paper and muscle and stuff. And you can only see when there are enough x-rays in the surrounding environment.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted, but you need to pay $50,000 first...

I wish I can just spend all my time here!

Yes you can spend all your time at the wrong planet, but I am not sure if you will like it. Due to a combination of a computer science experiment, drinking too much coffee and a dog chewing a network cable a you are sucked into your computer through the screen.

At the time you were looking at the wrong planet and you are then transported by TCP through the network into www.wrongplanet.net where you now exist as a string of 0s and 1s. You are now the first ever digital human, sadly you get no rest or time to yourself as profs from many computer sceince and electronics are now constantly poking the proding you to study you.

News flash, things have got even worse the mind of Dr. Timothy Francis Leary has got sucked into the wrong planet as well as a result of some wild experiments by some of the members, the two of you are now combined by a mental version of linear combination of atomic orbitals. You would rather stay sober while Dr. Timothy Francis Leary wants to 'do drugs', the problem is that he has worked out that if he puts the string of 1s and 0s which make up the two of you from cache on the hard disk onto the boot sector just before cycling the power switch that he can trip out. He has great fun doing this but you hate it and the users of WP are now all driven around the twist as the site shuts down every 5 minutes.

I wish that I had X-ray vision and that I could use the normal gamma background from rocks and cosmic rays to allow me to see things with my X-ray vision.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but you need to have a license to operate X-Rays first... This is the base for X-Ray visions...

I wish I can own a professional sports team like the Detroit Lions.

Granted... But then you would need to put all the hard work into the team and it would be so draining....

I wish I get married and live a happy life?