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20 Sep 2014, 6:41 pm

It fell through the cracks.

Where's my ball of string?


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20 Sep 2014, 6:46 pm

It's tied up at the moment. It'll get back to you asap.

Where is my National Insurance Number?



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20 Sep 2014, 6:55 pm

Do you know them letters you get from the DHSS?

Well it's on the top corner of one of those.

Where's my long stand?


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21 Sep 2014, 6:34 am

Probably in the same place as your short stand.

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Where are my snow boots?


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21 Sep 2014, 8:51 am

My snowman was feeling cold so I had to dress him up.

Where is my carrot?



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21 Sep 2014, 8:57 am

It ran away with my potato.

Where's my blower upper?


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21 Sep 2014, 8:58 am

He eloped with your fixer upper.

Where is my mustache?



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21 Sep 2014, 9:00 am

Having a romance with a Bic Razor.

Where's my double bubble?


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21 Sep 2014, 9:05 am

Dancing in the bathroom with the single and triple bubble.

Where is my Santa Claus beard?



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21 Sep 2014, 9:06 am

The pixies stole it.

Where's my sausage roll?


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21 Sep 2014, 9:15 am

The elves mistook it for their dancing partner.

Where is my slice of cranberry pie?



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21 Sep 2014, 10:16 am

In my stomach, obviously.

Where is my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?



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21 Sep 2014, 10:19 am

It went extinct since nobody could spell his name!


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21 Sep 2014, 1:44 pm

Your washing machine put holes in it.

Where is my vibrating foot massager


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21 Sep 2014, 4:47 pm

It's looking for a vibrating foot to massage.

Where is my cement mixer?



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21 Sep 2014, 4:52 pm

Where did you leave it?

Where's my tinfoil hat?


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