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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
It fell through the cracks. Where's my ball of string?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
It's tied up at the moment. It'll get back to you asap. Where is my National Insurance Number?
Do you know them letters you get from the DHSS? Well it's on the top corner of one of those. Where's my long stand?
SyAn Veteran
Joined: 11 Jul 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 1,822
Probably in the same place as your short stand. ************ Where are my snow boots?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
My snowman was feeling cold so I had to dress him up. Where is my carrot?
It ran away with my potato. Where's my blower upper?
He eloped with your fixer upper. Where is my mustache?
Having a romance with a Bic Razor. Where's my double bubble?
Dancing in the bathroom with the single and triple bubble. Where is my Santa Claus beard?
The pixies stole it. Where's my sausage roll?
The elves mistook it for their dancing partner. Where is my slice of cranberry pie?
ExceladonCity Veteran
Joined: 17 Aug 2013Gender: MalePosts: 587Location: Louisville, KY
In my stomach, obviously. Where is my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
It went extinct since nobody could spell his name! Where is my towel?
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
Your washing machine put holes in it. Where is my vibrating foot massager
It's looking for a vibrating foot to massage. Where is my cement mixer?
Where did you leave it? Where's my tinfoil hat?