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Cyberman
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27 Jan 2009, 1:18 pm

I spy with my little eye something beginning with "H."

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27 Jan 2009, 1:20 pm

I haven't been very well lately. I needed a hydraulic fluid transfusion.

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28 Jan 2009, 5:44 am

ohh no, hes got a fever soo high he's EXPLODING!! !

(hmmmm, hydraulic fluid transfusion??? someone say hydraulic fluid transfusion?!?!?)

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28 Jan 2009, 5:56 am

"If it is true that Jixanhe used this Laptop to hack into the secret service, why don't we find his fingerprints on the keys?"

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Penguins cannot fly because what cannot fly cannot crash!

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28 Jan 2009, 9:12 am

Here is your loan. The interest rate is 50000% it to be repaid by next week including interest or a man with a big knife removes toes and fingers.

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LostInEmulation
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28 Jan 2009, 11:52 am

Well, yes, I watched the Intermomentary xscreensaver too long. Do you have a problem with that?

(intermomentary is a screensaver in the xscreensaver package which shows yellow sparks)

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28 Jan 2009, 11:54 am

George Bush was finally fined for every little screw-up he made.

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LostInEmulation
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28 Jan 2009, 11:56 am

Cherries, now with 50% resentiments against singles.

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TallyMan
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28 Jan 2009, 11:57 am

Paper for wrapping Zimbabwean fast food.

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LostInEmulation
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28 Jan 2009, 12:06 pm

(*LOL*! !!)

Fireflies! They are everywhere! Meditating makes them ANGRY! HELP ME!

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28 Jan 2009, 4:46 pm

There wasn't any more paper in here, so somebody left this......

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28 Jan 2009, 4:59 pm

This is a picture of my love! We might look different but it is definitely love!

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28 Jan 2009, 5:03 pm

LostInEmulation wrote:

This is a picture of my love! We might look different but it is definitely love!

Hehehee, good one, LostInEmulation! :wink:

Thump up!

Yea, one hundred billion Dollars would be fine with me... but, please, not Zimbabwe Dollars!

TallyMan
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28 Jan 2009, 5:39 pm

I'm stiff, I need some lubrication

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LostInEmulation
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28 Jan 2009, 5:43 pm

There is no spoon! It's your mind that bends!

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gina-ghettoprincess
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28 Jan 2009, 5:45 pm

Who says picking up money from the street makes you look a fool?

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