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DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 88,199Location: United Kingdom
It's in for repair, having been worn out by decades of continual use (not to mention bombardment by mind-altering rays from aliens!). Where are my Jaffa Cakes?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 87,466Location: UK
They're being dipped. Where's my recipe for disaster?
SyAn Veteran
Joined: 11 Jul 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 1,822
I'm working on it. ************ Where is my fruit bowl?
On my head Where's my double vision?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
it got stranded in your binoculars. Where is my side of the rainbow?
In your left eye. Where's my starter for ten?
It's here:"What is the capital of France?" Where are my tranquillisers?
Wrapped in your handkerchief Where's my headless chicken?
It's going into some Tesco wraps for tomorrow. Where is my Cruise Missile?
It's gone to order pizza Where's Barney McGrew?
He's where he belongs. Where's my washing up liquid?
In the fish tank Where's my Barrel of laughs?
In your cellar, you're using it to store Absinthe in. Where is my Halloween Mask?
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
you're wearing it, i think. or is that your face? where is my sense of vision??
I thought you was wearing it. Where's my monkey bike?
It's swinging from the branches. Where are my Blondie Albums?