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DeepHour
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21 Sep 2014, 4:56 pm

It's in for repair, having been worn out by decades of continual use (not to mention bombardment by mind-altering rays from aliens!).

Where are my Jaffa Cakes?



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21 Sep 2014, 4:58 pm

They're being dipped.

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21 Sep 2014, 5:18 pm

I'm working on it.

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21 Sep 2014, 5:23 pm

On my head

Where's my double vision?


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21 Sep 2014, 5:57 pm

it got stranded in your binoculars.

Where is my side of the rainbow?



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21 Sep 2014, 5:58 pm

In your left eye.

Where's my starter for ten?


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21 Sep 2014, 6:02 pm

It's here:"What is the capital of France?"

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21 Sep 2014, 6:04 pm

Wrapped in your handkerchief

Where's my headless chicken?


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21 Sep 2014, 6:06 pm

It's going into some Tesco wraps for tomorrow.

Where is my Cruise Missile?



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21 Sep 2014, 6:09 pm

It's gone to order pizza

Where's Barney McGrew?


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21 Sep 2014, 6:14 pm

He's where he belongs.

Where's my washing up liquid?



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21 Sep 2014, 6:19 pm

In the fish tank

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21 Sep 2014, 6:21 pm

In your cellar, you're using it to store Absinthe in.

Where is my Halloween Mask?



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21 Sep 2014, 6:23 pm

you're wearing it, i think. or is that your face? 8O

where is my sense of vision??


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21 Sep 2014, 6:24 pm

I thought you was wearing it.

Where's my monkey bike?


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21 Sep 2014, 6:26 pm

It's swinging from the branches.

Where are my Blondie Albums?