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Granted, but you can't find The Answer.

I wish to have lobster for supper, every night, from now on.

Granted, the price of lobster falls greatly! Oh-No. Lobsters are now endangered!

I wish robotics expert Doctor Light/Right existed in real life.

Granted, but they all conquer the human race.

I wish that I could breed little pet Routemasters.

Granted, but just wait for a little while...

I wish I can have Chris Webber as my neighbor if I move to Michigan.

Granted.... But then you would then realise that he isn't all that and might become your new annoying roomate

I wish that I get to see that girl of my dreams again?

Yes you will see the girl of your dreams, but this one will be a nightmare. You have a nightmare in which she appears with a big kitchen knife fixed on the end of a walking stick. She then trys to run you through with it. Run ! Run ! Then you trip over a kerb. Now you are for it. Bye Bye.

I wish that I had a real davy lamp ready for use in a coal mine.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, by a quirk of malicious fate you are thrown back into time and have become a pit pony with a real davy lamp strapped around your neck... and a harness to pull wagons full of coal.

I wish I was the first man to walk on the Sun.

Granted.... That would easily be possible, but unfortunelately, by the time you reach there, you would become our roasted feast tuck in

I wish the moon is like the earth?

Granted, humanity is wiped off of the planet, except you!

I wish I was allergic to coffee.

Granted, but you need to take part in the National University of Singapore (or some other college)'s experiment in the research of coffee allergy...

I wish I can drop out of middle school. (I am now nearly a high school graduate)

Granted, good luck finding a job.

I wish that I had all the credentals needed to fly any sort of airplane. (and the levitating house)

Granted. You can fly anything. Landing is another thing.

I wish for a cup of tea.

Granted, wait a minute.

I wish I can sleep and slack all day...

Granted. One day, you'll find yourself, you gained 180 pounds because you slacked.

I wish I can demand my company to stop those mandatory overtime work hours.

NOT granted.

I wish I can live in the time zone of GMT +8 hours.

Granted, but you are now behind the firewall of China.

I wish I was Happy.