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29 Jan 2009, 11:23 pm

What do you mean, RED clearance?!
Above my current clearance?!

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30 Jan 2009, 11:43 am

Eye spy with my little eye an unhappy yellow-faced guy.

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30 Jan 2009, 1:23 pm

I don't care if you are a commander, you still can't come in without a shirt and tie.

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30 Jan 2009, 2:02 pm

The new Chemotherapy ruins not just my hair, but is so aggressive that it even bends the the spoon!

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30 Jan 2009, 2:14 pm

It isn't a moustache, it is to strain the leaves out of my tea.

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30 Jan 2009, 3:48 pm

Uoh, my soup was way too hot!

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30 Jan 2009, 4:45 pm

hey there norton, long time no see, have you seen wall*e around?? seems he likes to hide or hes working,

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30 Jan 2009, 4:49 pm

Hey there GEZE, Wall*e is here with me!

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30 Jan 2009, 4:56 pm

this is what happened when the german chemist named geze invented a new line of shampoo called türschließer. he accidentally drank some while not paying attention, now this is the result, he turned INTO a german door closer.

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Doro
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30 Jan 2009, 5:04 pm

Where the heck is the door closer dating site???

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30 Jan 2009, 5:11 pm

geze: *on speakerphone with doctor* hello, my name is geze, umm i drank a shampoo named turshlieser and now transformed into a door closer, i was a human before i drank it, umm, know any way i can go back to being a human inventer?? any cure????

doctor: umm a closer calling a doctor that treats humans??? geze, did you have anything to drink tonight, alcohol or drugs???

*patient then gives doctor a photo........doctor faints*

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30 Jan 2009, 5:12 pm

"Geze" might be a clue, Ge'ez is the lnguage of Ethiopia. THESE DOORCLOSERS ARE ETHIOPIAN SPIES!

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30 Jan 2009, 5:12 pm

The problem with this space-age machine is that it confuses the terms "caption" and "epic novel"... :lol:

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30 Jan 2009, 5:19 pm

Two cherries in love.... :wink:

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30 Jan 2009, 5:19 pm

Ah! Two cherries in love, aren't they cute.

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30 Jan 2009, 5:27 pm

The coffee is not strong enough. The spoon only bends, it does not dissolve.

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