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TallyMan
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30 Jan 2009, 5:29 pm

I bought this note on eBay it was a bargain at 100 billion US dollars.


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30 Jan 2009, 5:32 pm

We are in a movie, well, in a virtual reality inside of another one. This is why these special effects work. But I know a way out of it...


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Penguins cannot fly because what cannot fly cannot crash!


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30 Jan 2009, 5:34 pm

Keep the change waiter.


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30 Jan 2009, 5:39 pm

No matter how much I shave, my head never will be as smooth as a spoon!



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30 Jan 2009, 8:14 pm

While everyone thought Geze was his brandname, he knows better. his name is only transliterated like that from Ethiopian ጌዜ - and his task is to releay all important information he hears back to ኣዲስ ኣበባ (Addis Ababa).


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30 Jan 2009, 10:14 pm

Cha-ching.



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31 Jan 2009, 1:15 am

No, I do not stare at you, I stare with you!


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31 Jan 2009, 9:22 am

Cyclops is alive...



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31 Jan 2009, 10:43 am

I say! waiter! There is no meat on these lobster claws.


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31 Jan 2009, 3:35 pm

No, I won't eat my soup!



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31 Jan 2009, 3:39 pm

No, I'm not closing the door, its my day off work. If you want it closing I want double pay.


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31 Jan 2009, 3:43 pm

fear my powerful spoon of upside down reflection!


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31 Jan 2009, 3:45 pm

I'm in charge of the hamsters at Huntingdon Life Sciences :P


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31 Jan 2009, 4:09 pm

Stop staring, you're making my spoon bend!


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31 Jan 2009, 4:13 pm

No need to get your cherries in a twist!


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31 Jan 2009, 5:09 pm

First they called it in their advertisement the "perfect new kind of spoon", never mentioned this and now ... they even reject to talk about a refund! I can't believe it!