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Fine you get crusheed to death slowly under a pile of authentic NFL jerseys, you soon understand how you do not like them so much now.

I wish that I had 200 Kg of gold in the form of gold coins in a location which I only knew about in the forest where I could visit within 10 minutes of my house.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but the whole world knows you know where it is so you are followed everywhere by hundreds of people. Your house is constantly surrounded too. There are also thousands of people with metal detectors roaming all the land around you.

I wish there was a million times more money in my bank account than there is now.

Granted. You get arrested, bringing down your cocaine empire.

I wish the novel I'm working on, Redesigning Eva, received critical praise upon publication and was adapted into a film that was 99.9% faithful to said book. I want that to be critically acclaimed as well.

Granted you have got your wish, the only problem is, its going to take another 50 years to completely

I wish I didn't have a snotty nose?

Granted. Your sinuses are so dry your nose is bleeding.

I wish I had a Tesla

Granted; you don't have gas nor money to fill up your Tesla, so it ends up sitting in your garage, collecting dust.

I wish for additional income.

Granted, now you are richer than Bill Gates!

I wish the X-Files theme, that is currently
stuck in my hand, can go away!

Granted.... You continue to watch tv and now you have another theme tune stuck in your head

I wish the flu doesn't exist?

Granted. To take its place is...

Ah! Asperger syndrome becomes transmittable though touch. Have fun with that.

I wish I lived in New Bark town, Johto.

Granted; the common cold takes its place.

I wish I can behave in any behavior I please without being censured for it.

Granted, but people don't like you, anymore.

I wish that I could get to know the music fans of WP, better.

Granted, no corruption.

I wish I could write a really good anti-hero
character for a novel.

Granted, but the hero character is pretty bad since you spent most of the time on the antagonist.

I wish that the house is protected by a cold plasma shield so it does not get destroyed by aircraft.

Granted; you're outside of that house, so you're pretty vulnerable to every danger that exists.

I wish I could control time and money.

Granted... Have you ever seen action man? You turn out to be Dr. X... and hes actually pretty scary looking...



I wish I was young again?

Granted; you now become an adult baby.

I wish I get my pay ASAP.