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31 Jan 2009, 5:21 pm

Touch my Harley and I'll put your lights out!

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01 Feb 2009, 5:55 am

There is no spoon, now use your hands to eat your cornflakes!

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Penguins cannot fly because what cannot fly cannot crash!

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01 Feb 2009, 5:56 am

I'M RICH!! !! !

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01 Feb 2009, 6:03 am

Everyone laughed about his plan to rule the world. No one knew what he created in his parents' garage. It would not be them to have the last laugh.

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01 Feb 2009, 6:17 am

I would like to answer with a picture - of a German banknote of 1923:

(A banknote with the face value of 5 billion Marks)

and a stamp of the same periode with value of 10 billion Marks:

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01 Feb 2009, 6:44 am

This moustache is a wildlife sanctuary for the lesser spotted weegilla bird. Bird watchers from all around the country gather with binoculars and sit staring at him hoping the little bird will appear from amongst the facial foliage.

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01 Feb 2009, 7:30 am

Shaved heads and spoons.
Because shiny surfaces are just better in The Matrix.

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01 Feb 2009, 7:32 am

Happy star of the show is happy.

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01 Feb 2009, 7:38 am

Neo, help me! I can control the very shape of matter but I cannot remove the filter that makes everything here appear brown!

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01 Feb 2009, 7:40 am

Visit Zimbabwe and become a multi-trillionaire!

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01 Feb 2009, 7:45 am

(*lol* yeah!)

Why is there a bright light in front of me?! Tell me that it not the headlight of the oncoming train!

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01 Feb 2009, 7:58 am

25.806975801127880315188420605149

(That is a cryptic one for you to work out!)

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01 Feb 2009, 7:59 am

Yoga master says "Its important for spoons to stretch in the morning"

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01 Feb 2009, 8:02 am

The prince in pyjamas has run out of peanut butter and has nothing to eat but a claw. Times are bad.

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01 Feb 2009, 8:38 am

(root of all evil, neat!)

There is no spoon! Hi viewers, there is no fourth wall as well!

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01 Feb 2009, 8:53 am

anyone have any change?

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