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26 Jan 2010, 9:29 am

Granted.... here is your instant pay of 50 monopoly money :lol:

I wish I was I could transform into anything?


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26 Jan 2010, 11:44 am

Granted; transformation, however, is irreversible, and now you now turn into goo.

I wish people could take me seriously.



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26 Jan 2010, 11:59 am

Granted... Now I seem to see you as a scary man :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wish that love wasn't complicated?


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26 Jan 2010, 3:31 pm

Granted, love is now simple... it no longer exists or is required and people just mate like animals and then go their separate ways.

I wish for something tasty to eat.


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26 Jan 2010, 4:22 pm

Granted, now everyhing else tastes like crap!

I wish my neighborhood grocery stores were health food stores
so I would not be buying junk food.


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26 Jan 2010, 5:12 pm

Granted, they were health food stores. Now they have all shut down. Your nearest store is 50 miles away.

I wish for a paper free world.


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26 Jan 2010, 5:35 pm

Granted... But then you won't have paper to write on, paper to print documents, papers to read books..... we would be in a bland world... and we would blame you :lol:

I wish I can't get injured no matter how hard I hit myself :lol:


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26 Jan 2010, 9:08 pm

Granted, but you're able to get injured by everything else.

I wish I had a cake.



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26 Jan 2010, 9:13 pm

Granted, but Lex Luthor stole it.
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I wish I had a hot pocket to eat.


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26 Jan 2010, 10:08 pm

Granted, but it's your pants pocket and it's on fire.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.



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26 Jan 2010, 11:26 pm

Granted, but now your back hurts.

I wish I had a vanilla milkshake with Butterfinger pieces in it.



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27 Jan 2010, 9:11 am

Granted, but the milk's gone sour.

I wish my SSDI would be approved today.



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27 Jan 2010, 10:04 am

Granted... But it will have to takes a while for it to be approved and stuff like that can take quite a long time, good luck on getting them and for it to be approved, hopefully it would of been. (I was actually being serious then).

I wish I could find my nintendo DS?


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27 Jan 2010, 11:48 am

Bless you, son. After that, how can I say Granted, but you will find it at the bottom of the pond? NO, let's say you'll find it at the back of the coat closet.

I wish it were about 10 degrees (F) warmer.



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27 Jan 2010, 12:53 pm

Granted.... But now the temperature would be rising 10F every minute that we start baking like an over and would become a feast to the aliens :lol: yummy...

I wish tomorrow is here right now.


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27 Jan 2010, 1:11 pm

Granted, but then you missed the day you would have won the lottery drawing.

I wish my executive functioning weren't on the blitz