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How do you think I know? Am I not from the vodka belt?

Sounds like it's a soft drink?

Why does Oro remind me of Rurouni Kenshin?

Should I not have guessed that no-one outside South Africa knows the soft drink Oros (not Oro) which is mixed with water at a ratio of 1:4 and is available in original orange flavour as well as guava and a few others?

However, what about some of our fine wines and champagnes instead?

So it's South African wine instead of Polish vodka now?

Wouldn't most of the Hawaai tour group prefer that? Are not our vineyards world famous? Can you imagine sitting on deck sipping JC le Roux champagne and listening to the waves lapping against the cruise ship as she sails Hawaaiwards?

Oh I'd prefer the wine - but hang on: what happened to the Zeppelin? We're now on a ship?

Doesn't a ship allow more freedom and relaxation, allowing for the journey to and from Hawaii to be enjoyed in as much style as the stay itself? Who wants to arrive with jet lag or deep vein thrombosis?

However, is anyone likely to get seasick?

Me?

Hold your horses everyone: Don't you have the faintest idea how much it's going to cost to travel to Hawaii, boat or Hovercraft (with its four backups) or Zeppelin? Shouldn't we resort to Plan-B and go directly to Poland, some nice city with lots of szcz in its name?

Don't you know it'd be even more costly for me to get to Poland?

And how could I possibly know how much tickets cost in Canada?

Doesn't everybody know?

Do you use money in Canada in the first place, or do you do business transactions with beaver skins or moose antlers?

What's the exchange rate for moose antlers?

Doesn't it depend on the number of prongs they have?