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LostInEmulation
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01 Feb 2009, 10:29 am

I see you!


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01 Feb 2009, 1:41 pm

Sorry, we can't credit your bank account. The computer can't handle the numbers, they are too big.


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01 Feb 2009, 4:10 pm

This is not a bent spoon, it's an upside-down-mirror!



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01 Feb 2009, 6:06 pm

(not a real caption but meh)

Have you noticed that one of the flowers seems to obscur the doorcloser a bit? It looks as if it is above the cloth.


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02 Feb 2009, 9:21 am

Well off tramp: "Is that all you can afford to give me?"


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02 Feb 2009, 10:12 am

Unfortunately this is the only trick I can do. Turn spoons into gymnasts.



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02 Feb 2009, 1:55 pm

My bag of holding is breaking.


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02 Feb 2009, 4:46 pm

We are married for 20 years now...



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03 Feb 2009, 5:19 am

My first names Doro, Second name Closer.



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03 Feb 2009, 12:04 pm

Fortunately, the facehugger got stuck in the turban and thought it tasted really bad!


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03 Feb 2009, 12:51 pm

uhoh, im in big trouble WHAT, I OWE THE GOVERNMENT this much!?!?!? are you crasy!?!?!? ohh dere, better hurry up and pay it before i get harrassed by credit card companies and everything else i have not paid for in the past 20 years!!


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03 Feb 2009, 2:36 pm

This new device is amazing: Since it can play all my computer game I found some time for my own and I am even considering to leave house for a few minutes to buy some food, instead of ordering pizza.



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03 Feb 2009, 2:52 pm

you call that a moustache? this is a moustache!


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03 Feb 2009, 3:37 pm

Oh dear, I wonder what this guy below me comes up with! I guess his caption will be weird! :)


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03 Feb 2009, 4:36 pm

I won the jack pot!! !! !! ! :D



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03 Feb 2009, 4:51 pm

Isn't is sweet? I never regret allowing my robots to mate.