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<said with a Glasgow accent> Who yu luukin at pal? <headbuts the person he's looking at> Staitch thaat Jimmy.

Very cosmic.

Four Tim's arranged in a perfect rectangle - very square

Ok now the warm ups... C'mon spoons let's stretch to the left. Work with me cutlery...

To be said in an Essex-Accent: "Yes this new fashion is really hip but it is totally unpractical for holding the bottle of Tesco's Chardonnay and a bag of crisps whilst vomiting in a corner of Liverpool Street Station! At least I was able to scratch the policeman's eyes out last week, if I could only remember ... "

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Remember: "You can take the girl out of Essex but you can't take the Essex out of the girl."

You eyeballing me, boy?

Deja vu is usually a sign that something has been altered inside the Matrix.

It's not soo much 'there is no spoon' as 'the spoon only pretends to cooperate since it waits fot the perfect moment to KILL'!

The ONE is nothing without the ZEROs!

I'm worried about my job. More people are using sliding doors

This is an attack spoon! And it is hungry!

I wish I had a lot more of these, it is cold and I need something to burn on the fire.

I might be able to bend spoons, but I have no cure against baldness.

Toilette paper for everyone - Zimbabwe's Banknotes

I can see the logic why a hundred billion dollar note would be a hundred billion times larger than a dollar note, but how am I supposed to fold it up and carry it in my wallet?

You see even mundane things like cutlery have feelings. So stop teasing the poor guy Neo...