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I wish for extra income.

Granted....... But im afraid to tell you the news.... someone has claimed to be you, so now you don't have any money... sorry man

I wish 2 weeks can hurry up

Granted, a whole month flies by without your notice! Happy time warp!

I wish for a time machine. With a car alarm.

Granted, but it doesn't make return trips.

I wish I had some more fried chicken.

Granted.... But now you are not able to travel time since you didn't realise you broke into the time machine

I wish I could be able to explain without stuttering?

Grrrr aaannnnn ttttttt eeee ddd. Yuuuuu aaaaarrr cuuur red.

I wish it was Thursday today.

Granted, but Vogons demolish the earth to make way for an intergalactic bypass.

I wish I was asleep.

Granted - a burglar creeps up behind you and coshes you over the head. While you sleep he steals everything.

Where is my television?

Um ... granted? But with 7000 channels there's still nothing on!

I wish for world peace.

Granted, due to a mishap at a biochemical warfare factory a gas escapes which makes everyone in the planet high and peaceful.

I wish my house was warmer.

Granted ... it's burning down around your ears.

I wish your house doesn't burn down around your ears.

Er... Granted, it burns down around my ankles instead.

I wish for a dry sunny day tomorrow.

ah ... granted, but it's here in Maryland.

I wish it would be warm enough to dry laundry out on the clothesline.

Granted, due to a misunderstanding with the Russians, the nuclear warheads dry your washing in a microsecond.

I wish for a cup of tea. (Please)

you now have tea like substitute. I wish i could see the future

Granted, you get run over by a bus on your 18th birthday!

I wish I could live on Mars.