Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you can live on Mars bars but you won't feel very well.

I wish I could get out of the city.

Granted, your car is carjacked by a bank robber and you are forced at gunpoint to drive out of the city.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted, but you forgot to set the parking brake the first night and it ended up in the Seine.

I wish I hadn't cussed and yelled at Bank of America a little while ago.

Granted, but today you get a letter saying you are $10,000 overdrawn and they are fining you $100 per day until you repay the amount.

Where is my financial future?

In Bank of America's diabolical little hands *shudder* God forbid!

I wish Bank of America would be shut down and required to repay every illicit and immoral fee they've charged their customers.

Granted, all the banks in America close down and refund all their fees. Unfortunately the American economy also closes down.

I wish upon a star.

The star ends up in the National Enquirer next week and her career is ended.

I wish for an end to poverty and hunger in the world.

Granted, people become cannibals - solves both problems in one go.

I wish for a faster internet connection. (I've only got dial-up here in the middle of a field in France)

granted, you take up all the bandwidth in the world and no one else has internet making yours useless

i wish for a pie

Granted, one mud pie coming up.

I wish for some chocolate ice cream. In fact, I'm going to the freezer right now and have some!

Granted.....

If you live in a cold area... you are going to be frozen before the ice cream
Hot area..... The ice cream has already melted and so have you

I wish ice cream doesn't melt...

granted, it cant be eaten either

I wish I had a mountain named after me

Granted, it is now made of white plastic.

I wish it was Summer tomorrow.

Granted, it is summer -- in the Southern Hemisphere.

I wish WAMU hadn't stopped Sunday Morning bluegrass and old-time music on the radio.

Granted, they now play the same old-time record in a loop 24/7.

I wish I was fluent with French.

granted, but you forget english

I wish I could control other's feelings