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Granted, They all die off because all mammals die first, and they no longer have any blood.

I wish for truck tire that can't melt

Granted, you'll find it here -- truck tires nor anything else wants to melt when it's 16.2F out (-8.8C)

I wish for a happy ending.

Granted, it all ended. Look at the bright side, you were happy.

I wish for a happy beginning.

Granted, your book of fairy tales has a happy ending.

I wish to do lots of work tomorrow to keep my client happy.

Granted, but it'll all be downhill from there.

I wish for a couple of Ibuprofen, please.

Granted, you accidentally take one too many though.

I wish I knew who "they" are.

I thought you were "they" ?

I wish for a pint of real ale.

Granted, although no one else can see it.

I wish for a bowl of mac and cheese

Granted, it looks a bit of a mess though where the cheese melted into the iMac.

I wish for some cheese on toast.

Granted. now what?

I wish for a pet hamster.

Granted, you can have hamster on toast.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

Granted, you sleep for the whole night, and day, and night, and day...

I wish for the best pizza in the world, and a cup of mountain dew

Granted, it is being flow in directly from Italy (your bill is OMG! ).

I wish for Chinese takeaway number 47 with a side portion of 63.

Granted, but you never get to eat it, because you are abducted by aliens.

I wish I would be abducted by aliens.

Granted, you already have been and all this is an illusion... you are currently plugged into a Matrix like device.

I wish for something exciting to happen tomorrow.

Against all odds, you know Ford Prefect, an alien from another galaxy. You hitchhike a ride shortly before the earth is demolished.

I wish to join in.