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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Santa will bring you one for Christmas. A special elf from Mongolia is carving one, right now as I type! Where is my job?
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
In the office. Where is my homework?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
The dog chewed it up. Where's my master?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
He's in court to face charges under the Dangerous Dogs Act. Where is my high-pitched whistle?
Oh, I thought that was tinnitus I could here. Where's my stick?
It's stuck somewhere. Where is my gravy browning?
It sailed away in the gravy boat. Where's my oxo?
Lynda Bellingham borrowed it for a TV advert (in about 1987). Where is my Community Policeman?
In the community police station. Where's my mojo?
In the Mojave Desert. Where is my dessert spoon?
It's trifling. Where's Walter Mitty?
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
in a street taco stand in Guadalajara. where is Hobbes?
Dancing with Calvin in the basement. Where is my Garfield?
IT fell apart Where is my old sheet of data?
In the recycling. Where's my new game?
Waiting for you to create it. Where is my gun?